Insult Collection #10
Why don’t you go to the library and brush up on your ignorance? I...
Siamese Twins in England
Why did the Siamese twins move to England?So the other one could drive.
Skiing season training
|Ski season is almost here! Hence, the following list of Exercises to get you...
What’s the purpose of a bellybutton?
What’s the purpose of a bellybutton?To put your gum in on the way down.
Wife was mad at me
|Two deaf men were in a coffee shop discussing their wives. One signs to...
Pray hard
A lady goes to her parish priest one day and tells him, “Father,I have...
Dallas Cowboy put-downs galore!
Q: What do you call 47 people sitting around a TV watching the Playoffs?...
What is the difference between a toilet and Convienience Store Clerk?
What is the difference between a toilet and Convienience Store Clerk?A toilet only has...
In the back woods of Arkansas…
In the back woods of Arkansas, Mr. Stewart’s wife went into labor in themiddle...
Annoyance
What is the best way to annoy your wife/husband during sex?Call her/him on the...