He’s a real fun guy [fungi]
|Heard on a radio station.What did the female mushroom say about the male mushroom?”He’s...
The Motor Home
My brother-in-law goes into a restaurant, buys a coffee and sits down to drink...
One neighbor says to the other…
One neighbor says to the other, “Hey Joe, you have to stop leaving the...
Numbers
Why was 6 afraid of 7?Because 7 8 9!
Two Spuds!
Two potatoes are standing on the street corner.How can you tell which one is...
No Arguments
Six months into a marriage, a man was asked by his best friend how...
Two Polish guys are discussing one’s upcoming wedding…
Two Polish guys are discussing one’s upcoming wedding… “I’m not sure ifmy future bride...
Yo mama so fat… George Washington
Yo Mama is so fat, when she sits on a quarter she squeezes a...
Lawyer’s Dog
A lawyer’s dog, running about unleashed, b-lines for the local butcher shop and steals...
The Bartender and the Blonde
A bartender was working the late shift. While he was working, a beautiful blonde...