What’s the purpose of a bellybutton?
What’s the purpose of a bellybutton?To put your gum in on the way down.
Those clothes are very becoming on you
Boy: Those clothes are very becoming on you!Girl: Why thank you!Boy: Of course, if...
The Golfers
One of the regular foursome was sick, so a new member named George filled...
The Diaper
One day, shortly after the birth of their new baby, the mother had to...
Bill\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\’s Saxophone
Why did bill quit playing the saxophone?To play his WhoreMonica
The Night Before Payback!
Twas the night before Payback…’Twas the night before Payback and all through the land,The...
Three guys are discussing women…
Three guys are discussing women.”I like to watch a woman’s tits best,” the first...
A woman went down to the Welfare Office to get aid…
A woman went down to the Welfare Office to get aid. The officeworker asked...
The Perfect Day
- Her 8:45 Wake up to hugs and kisses 9:00 5 lbs lighter on...
Headache Cure
John went to Dr. Smith because of intense migraine headaches.The doctor tried many things,...