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How come Mexico never has a good Olympic team?
How come Mexico never has a good Olympic team? Because all of the mexicans...
Because his son wasn’t the brightest kid in the world…
Because his son wasn’t the brightest kid in the world, old Hillbilly Joe took...
Top ten ways to annoy your waiter
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Getting Excited at the Zoo
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An American and an Irishman
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Packing Elephants
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