Drowning Lawyer
How do you prevent a Lawyer from drowning?Shoot him before he hits the water!
Three elderly men are at the doctor for a memory test…
Three elderly men are at the doctor for a memory test. Thedoctor says to...
Tied in an election
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Discovering America
A Geography teacher stands in front of a map of the world.Geography Teacher: Tony,...
How does Herpes leave the hospital?
How does Herpes leave the hospital?On crotches.
Panda in a Bar
A panda walked into a bar. He went up to the bar and said...
Bubbles
There are four guys in the park who get arrested for blowing bubbles. In...
Elephants III
How do you get an elephant into the fridge?1. Open door.2. Insert elephant.3. Close...
\’Breviated Medicul Dickshunnary!
adenoids…..(n) Space critters whut are keepin’ Elvis alive on Pluto anasthesia…(n) Rushun princess y’all...
On his Deathbed!
Father Murphy was ministering to a man on his deathbed.”Renounce Satan!” yelled Father Sullivan.”No!,”...