A woman’s dictionary
|Argument (ar*gyou*ment) n. A discussion that occurs when you’re right, but he just hasn’t...
A long-haired youth was hitchhiking through the deep South…
A long-haired youth was hitchhiking through the deep South.He got a ride from a...
Things Not To Do At A Hostage Negotiation
As Hostage Taker: Demand to speak only with FBI agents Fox Mulder and Dana...
An African Lion
Q: What’s the difference between an african lion and OJ Simpson? A: An african...
What do you call a truckload of vibrators?
What do you call a truckload of vibrators? -Toys for Twats.
These two guys had just gotten divorces…
These two guys had just gotten divorces and they swore they would never have...
Tell On You Too!
I heard a story of a woman going into a bank with her son...
A supermarket had a sale on boneless chicken breasts…
A supermarket had a sale on boneless chicken breasts, and a woman I know...
TRADITION (Jewish Humor)
Jewish TraditionsDuring a service at an old synagogue in Eastern Europe, when the Shema...
Having a baby at 80
An 80-year-old man is having his annual checkup. The doctor asks him how he’s...