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A pregnant woman is about to give birth. The doctor has her on thedelivery...
I walked up to a really pretty girl at the bar…
I walked up to a really pretty girl at the bar the other night...
The lady and her house
A lady went to bed and turned out all the lights. Later she awoke...
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Did you hear about the Polish family that froze to death outside atheater?They were...
Jane was a first time contestant on the $65,000 quiz show…
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Three is equal to four
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A old snake goes to see his Doctor.”Doc, I need something for my eyes…can’t...
Darn it!
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Your momma is…
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