Grasshopper than a cricket
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Yo mama is so dirty
Yo mama so dirty she has to creep up on bathwater. Yo mama so...
How do you know when you’ve satisfied a redhead?
Q: How do you know when you’ve satisfied a redhead?A: She unties you.
A hearing problem
An elderly man thinking his wife was losing her hearing went about20′ behind her...
The doctor looked at the woman who had come to him…
The doctor looked at the woman who had come to him for an examination....
Lawyers give irrelevant information
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Got No Ears
There was this man who was in a horrible accident, and was injured. But...
The Rules Of Bedroom Golf!
***The Rules Of Bedroom Golf!***1. Each player shall furnish his own equipment for play...
There once was a young Irish woman who went to confession…
There once was a young Irish woman who went to confession. Upon entering the...
Lunch Box Lids
Q: Why do blondes have see-through lunch box lids?A1: So they know if it...