Elephant vs Ants Soccer Game
It was a boring Sunday afternoon in the jungle so the Elephants decided to...
A Message For The Manager
A rather attractive woman goes up to the bar in a quiet rural pub....
Bird jokes 04
|Q: What do owls sing when it is raining?A: ‘Too wet to woo’!Q: What...
Get me an ambulence now
|A man, after being hurt, calls 911 for help.Man: Operator, operator, call me an...
Speaking of spelling, here is a news bulletin…
Speaking of spelling, here’s a news bulletin …….. The European Commission has just announced...
Ponytails
Q: Why do blondes put their hair in ponytails?A: To cover up the valve...
Blonde Nurse?
Doctor: Did you take the patient’s temperature? Nurse: No. Is it missing?
A horrible tragedy
A man in a bar sees a friend at a table, drinking by himself.Approaching...
What does a lesbian have in common with a mechanic?
Q: What does a lesbian have in common with a mechanic?A: Snap-on tools!
Girls Night Out
So … the other day, my friends and I went to this “Ladies NightClub.”One...