One neighbor says to the other…
One neighbor says to the other, “Hey Joe, you have to stop leaving the...
Polak Signal Lights
An English guy is driving with a Polish guy as his passenger, when he...
yo mama so fat.. cereal
Yo mama is so fat, her cereal bowl comes with a lifeguard.
Smiling Snowman
Why did the snowman have a smile on his face?Because the snowblower was coming...
Chapped Lips
On a hot, dusty day a cowboy rode into a small frontier town. After...
Dirty Birds
A lady approaches her priest and tells him, “Father, I have a problem. I...
Having A Baby Is Like…
What a mother once told her teenage daughter about how it felt to have...
Rita Rudner’s Facts About Men
A man in the house is worth two in the street. – Mae WestGive...
And you thing you have it bad!
There’s a celery, a carrot, and a dick talking.The celery was like “Man, I...
Whom Do You Trust?
A redneck returns to the doctors after having some tests and asks what the...