The Cliff And The Blondes.
A smart blonde and a dumb blonde both jump off a cliff at the...
Two British faggots were standing on Circular Quay…
Two British faggots were standing on Circular Quay looking out over the harbour. One...
The Train
A few days ago, a mother was working in the kitchen and listening to...
Enter the Pearly Gates
|Three men die in a car accident Christmas Eve. They all find themselves at...
Where would you put an injured insect?
|Where would you put an injured insect?In an antbulance!
What is black and blue and hates sex?
What’s black and blue and hates sex?A rape victim.
Cure For Unemployment
“So you think you could end all unemployment, do you?” asked the interviewer. “And...
Coat Hanger
Q: Why did the blonde keep a coat hanger in her back seat?A: In...
What Do You Get When…
Q: What do you get when you cross a midget with a prostitute?A: A...
Paddy long legs!
|What do you call a big irish spider?Paddy long legs!