Arthritis is so cruel
“I’ll tell you,” he said, “I’ve learned that arthritis is the cruellest disease.” “Crueller...
Ballroom please!
This guy’s in the rear of a full elevator and he shouts, “Ballroomplease.” A...
A little old lady buys a pair of parrots…
A little old lady buys a pair of parrots, but cannot identify their sexes....
What is the proper weight for an attorney?
What is the proper weight for an attorney?About 3 pounds, …….not counting the urn!
Lover’s Lane
At a paternity trial, the blonde’s lawyer asked, “On the night of July 16th...
Adam and Eve
A Brit, a Frenchman and a Russian are viewing a painting of Adam and...
A fellow picked up a girl in a bar and took her home with him…
A fellow picked up a girl in a bar and took her home with...
Mutated Gene
All children who entered the world in the 1980s and later were born with...
What Appointment?
One night, as a couple lay down for bed, the husband gently taps his...
Ain’t She Cute
Father: (at hospital looking through glass at newly arrived babies) “Kitchy kitchy koo. Look,...