Why are E.T.s eyes so big?
Why are E.T.s eyes so big? Because he saw the phone bill.
A parent’s night before Christmas
|’Twas the night before Christmas when all through the houseI searched for the tools...
Blondes and pregnancy
Two brunettes and a blonde are having lunch at a cafe, all three are...
Computer Terms
486 – The average IQ needed to understand a P.C. state – of –...
Three Hymns
One Sunday a pastor told his congregation that the church needed some extra money...
Why White?
A little boy, at a wedding looks at his mom and says, “Mommy, why...
How do you change a blondes mind #2?
How do you change a blonde’s mind? Buy her another beer.
Mrs. Grednik, who was a little on the chubby side…
Mrs. Grednik, who was a little on the chubby side, was at her weight-watchers...
Go on a hiking trip
|Sherlock Holmes and Matthew Watson were on a camping and hiking trip. They had...
A hot meal
Two starving homeless men are walking down an empty street in a quiet town.they...