If Hewlett-Packard made toasters…
If Hewlett-Packard made toasters…They would market the Reverse Polish Toaster,which takes in toast and...
Reduce national debt
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A lawyer returns to his parked BMW to find the headlights broken…
A lawyer returns to his parked BMW to find the headlights broken and his...
What’s the Difference
How do you tell the difference between male chromosomes and female chromosomes?Pull down their...
What do you get when you cross a rooster and a telephone pole?
What do you get when you cross a rooster and a telephone pole? A...
Pope, Graham, and Roberts
The Pope, Billy Graham, and Oral Roberts were in a three-way plane crash over...
97 year old man comes to his doctor looking depressed…
97 year old man comes to his doctor looking depressed.He says “Doc, I think...
Gotta love the unions!
Negotiations between union members and their employer were at an impasse. The union denied...
What to do
Damn…did you see the size of that front tooth gap she had? Yeah…I didn’t...
Lesbian at the gynecologist.
A young lesbian goes to her gynecologist for her yearly pelvicexamination. She puts on...