Tracking a Shoo-be-doo-be
Q: What do you look for when you’re tracking a shoo-be-doo-be?A: Shoo-be-doo-be-doo.
99 Condoms
A guy walks into a local pharmacy and walks up to the counter where...
What do Ethiopians and Yoko Ono have in common?
What do Ethiopians and Yoko Ono have in common?They both live off dead Beatles.
God Does Have A Sense of Humor
A man was praying to God. He said, “God!?” God responded, “Yes?” And the...
This black guy is walking along a beach when…
This black guy is walking along a beach when he looks down a sees...
Soap dispenser
Two priests are off to the showers late one night.They undress and step in...
A dangerous job
This guy wakes up one morning to find a gorilla in his tree. He...
Answering Machine Messages
Actual answering machine answers recorded and verified by the world famous International Institute of...
A hundred prostitutes in Washington D.C. were asked…
A hundred prostitutes in Washington D.C. were asked if they would ever sleep with...
Aids or Alzheimers?
A guy takes his ill and aging wife in to the doctor’s office.After a...