Safety tip
Safety Tip:Calculus and automobiles don’t mix — never drink and derive
List of rules of being a guy:
Any Man who brings a camera to a bachelor party may be legally killed...
Hard cheese!
|What did the mouse say when his friend broke his front teeth?Hard cheese!
Bying a horse
This guy owns a horse stud farm, and gets a call from a friend”I...
Scared half to death
What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
Farmer John had just walked into the local watering hole…
Farmer John had just walked into the local watering hole, when who should he...
A concerned husband went to a doctor to talk about his wife…
A concerned husband went to a doctor to talk about his wife. He says...
What is blonde, has six legs, and roams…
Q: What is blonde, has six legs, and roams Michael Jackson’sdreams every night??A: Hansons.
The Director of the Scottish Tartans Museum…
The Director of the Scottish Tartans Museum, Dr Michael MacDonaldwas in America. An old...
Why did he fire you?
|Two neighbors were talking about work, when one asked, “Say, why did the foreman...