Chucky goes to the movies
An old farmer went to town to see a movie. The ticket agent asked,...
Be nice to your kids
Be nice to your kids. They’ll choose your nursing home.
Buy me bras!
“Dad, can i ask you something?” “Sure! What about?” “You see, I’m already fourteen...
King of the Jungle…
A lion woke up one morning feeling really rowdy and mean. He went out...
Breaking and Entering
A man went to the Police Station wishing to speak with the burglar who...
Preventive medicine belief
|Mary: My daughter believes in preventative medicine, doctor.Doctor: Oh, really?Mary: Yes, she tries to...
A guy meets a girl out at a nightclub and she invites him back…
A guy meets a girl out at a nightclub and she invites him back...
Worm your way out of that one!
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Did you hear about the guy who got his vasectomy done at Sears?
Did you hear about the guy who got his vasectomy done at Sears? -Every...
2 Drunk Guys
A man stumbles up to the only other patron in a bar and asks...