Converting to metric
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
George W Bush meets Moses!
George W. Bush, in an airport lobby, noticed a man in a long flowing...
What to do
Damn…did you see the size of that front tooth gap she had? Yeah…I didn’t...
A group of Americans was touring Ireland…
A group of Americans was touring Ireland. One of the women in the group...
Parking Problem
A driver tucked a note under her windshield wiper and dashed off:”I’ve circled the...
How does a man know when his wife is losing interest?
How does a man know when his wife is losing interest?When her favorite sexual...
Short Lawyer Jokes II
A red-faced judge convened court after a long lunch. The first case involved a...
The Smuggler
Juan comes up to the Mexican border on his bicycle. He’s got two large...
Microsofties
Q: How many Microsoft employees does it take to change a lightbulb?A:10. 1 to...
Appropriate punishment
Through the kitchen window a farmer’s wife sees herson coming home from school. The...