Grasshopper
A grasshopper walks into a bar and says, “Bartender, give me a drink.”The bartender...
Commiting suicide
A blonde and a brunette are living together. The brunette came home from work...
What do you call a blonde that just came out of the closet?
What do you call a blonde that just came out of the closet?The Hide...
Mary Jane was walking on the beach one day and saw a shark…
Mary Jane was walking on the beach one day and saw a shark swimming...
Without a horn
Judi went to a “Dude Ranch” on vacation. The cowboypreparing the horses asked if...
Clearing it
A very drunk man in a bar tells the bartender and everyone that issitting...
I’m not so sure evolution is indeed a valid theory…
I’m not so sure evolution is indeed a valid theory. I mean, thinkabout it...
An American tourist
|An American tourist was driving in County Kerry, when his motor stopped. He got...
Drunk and Arthritis
A drunk that smelled like a brewery got on a bus one day. He...
Backward Santa
As a little girl climbed onto Santa’s lap, Santa asked the usual, “And what...