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What is grey and comes in quarts?
What is grey and comes in quarts?An Elephant.
A couple married forty years were revisiting the…
A couple married forty years were revisiting the same placesthey went to on their...
I haven’t spoken to my wife for 18 months…
I haven’t spoken to my wife for 18 months – I don’t like to...
Analysis of A Man
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OLD NEVER DIES 5
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Chickens
Two chickens were talking and one chicken said to a the other chicken “who...
Moon Mission
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