Mayonaise
Q: What did the mayonnaise say to the refrigerator? A: Shut the door, I’m...
There was an old married couple that had happily…
There was an old married couple that had happily lived together for nearly forty...
The Operation
A young lady is in the hospital for an operation.She says, “Doc, how long...
I’ll use my seeing eye dog
|A blind man with a seeing eye dog at his side walks into a...
Bad convenience foods
|The Eight Worst Convenience FoodsAnd I thought nothing could top Hormel’s pickled eggs …...
21 types of pissers!
21 TYPES OF PEOPLE YOU MIGHT MEET IN THE MEN’S ROOM!EXCITABLE: Shorts half twisted...
Tell Me!
A husband and wife were fighting about their sex life.”You never even tell me...
At the Amusement Park
A young man took a blind date to an amusement park.They went for a...
trip from beauty parlor
I’ve just come back from the beauty parlor!What a pity it was closed!
A Russian, an Italian and an Irishman got out of work…
A Russian, an Italian and an Irishman got out of work and were deciding...