Duct Tape
Jeff walks into a bar and sees his friend Paul slumped over the bar....
How do faggots get a condom off?
How do faggots get a condom off? They fart.
When you go to the hospital how do you find the head nurse?
When you go to the hospital how do you find the head nurse? Look...
Great Thinkers of Our Time?
Great Thinkers of Our Time?Question: If you could live forever, would you and why?Answer:...
Jewish telegram
Jewish telegram: ?Begin worrying. Details to follow.?
The Trade
A Canadian is walking down the street with a case of beer under hisarm....
Girls are evil
Girls = time * money time = money, therefore: Girls = money * money...
In Just 3 Words…
A man was sitting at a bar enjoying an after-work cocktail when an exceptionally...
Lawyer at the Pearly Gates.
A prominent young attorney was on his way to court to begin arguments on...
The Race
There are three guys named Manners, Shutup, and Crap.They were really bored, so they...