Frog, warts and all
A bloke walks into a pub with a frog on his head. The bar...
A woman orders a chicken sandwhich…
A woman orders a chicken sandwhich and starts to choke.People are running frantically, trying...
I\’m glad I\’m a woman
I’M GLAD I’M A WOMANI’m glad I’m a woman, yes I am, yes I...
Rising Temperature
Patient: Doctor, what should I do if my temperature goes up a point or...
You might be a redneck if…deer head
Your mounted deer head sports a baseball cap and sunglasses.
He had his own frog horn!
|Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper?He had his own frog horn!
Dirty Dishes!
A priest was asked to dinner by one of his parishioners.When he sat down...
The amazing conductor
|When a young hotshot conductor was making his debut at the Met, he showed...
You Know You’re In California When…
The fastest part of your commute is down your driveway. You were born somewhere...
Albert arrives at a party and introduces himself to…
Albert arrives at a party and introduces himself to the first person he sees...