The Pharmacist
Upon arriving home in eager anticipation of a leisurely evening, the husband was met...
What’s the difference between an oral thermometer and…
What’s the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer?The taste.
Giving sad news to a troop
|The Captain called the Sergeant in. “Sarge, I just got a telegram that Private...
Just after Lorenna Bobbitt brutally cut off her husband’s…
Just after Lorenna Bobbitt brutally cut off her husband’s penis, she jumped into her...
A man walks into a doctor’s office with a…
A man walks into a doctor’s office with a frog stuck to his head.Doctor:...
Baked Beans
Once upon a time there lived a woman who had a maddening passion forbaked...
At 3 am a desk clerk at a hotel gets a call from a drunk guy…
At 3 am a desk clerk at a hotel gets a call from a...
Cliffhanger
Once upon a time there were two men who had gone cliff climbing. Suddenly,...
Tips for Moving South…Yee-Haw!
Tips for Moving South…Yee-Haw!1. Save all manner of bacon grease. You will be instructed...
Bill
Q: What can a goose do, a duck can’t, and a lawyer should?A: Stick...