A disabled sea captain
An old sea captain with one wooden leg, one hook replacing a missing hand,...
If You Are Unhappy
Once upon a time, there was a non-conforming sparrow who decided not to fly...
Top Ten Ways Y2K Will Affect Disney World
|10. Accidental switch back to 19,000 Leagues Under the Sea.9. Screwed up computers report...
The Hollywood/English Dictionary
VERBS:to schmooze = befriend scumto pitch = grovel shamelesslyto brainstorm = feign preparednessto research...
You’ll croak in no time!
|What happens if you eat a hot frog?You’ll croak in no time!
Hoppalong Cassidy!
|What do you call a frog who wants to be a cowboy?Hoppalong Cassidy!
Oval office
What is green, has four legs, and smells like Monica Lewinsky? Thepool table in...
Miscellaneous yo mama jokes
Yo mama feet are so big her shoes have to have license plates! Yo...
cross a frog with some mist
|What do you get if cross a frog with some mist?Kermit the Fog!
Why did the blonde insist her partner use a condom?
Why did the blonde insist her partner use a condom?She wanted to save a...