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The Origin of Chapstick
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A hundred prostitutes in Washington D.C. were asked…
A hundred prostitutes in Washington D.C. were asked if they would ever sleep with...
The 75 year old man and his young, knockout wife…
The 75 year old man and his young, knockout wife wereshopping in an upscale...
Reasoning Test
Three elderly ladies were at the doctor for a cognitive reasoning test.The doctor says...
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Naming the Twins
A man was taking his wife, who was pregnant with twins, to the hospital...
A man walked into a lawyer’s office and…
A man walked into a lawyer’s office and inquired about the rates. “Fifty dollars...
Zen Quotes
1. Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk...