Easy Specimens
An old man goes to the doctor. The doctor asks for stool, urine, blood,...
How to make an ugly baby…
Q: What sexual position do you use to make an ugly baby?A: Ask your...
Who am I?
Night. A sleeping couple is lying in a bed. Door bell rings. A couple...
Gonna Get Lucky
A young man goes into a drug store to buy condoms.The pharmacist says the...
Retirement
Retirement means twice as much husband for half as much money.
Why do farts smell?
Why do farts smell? So deaf people can enjoy them too.
Farm jokes 09
|Why did the dirty chicken cross the road?For some fowl purpose!How do sheep keep...
Fish jokes 05
|What kind of money do fishermen make?Net profits!What do you get if you cross...
Yo mama is so poor
Yo mama so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the street,...
Marriage Quotes
My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met. Rodney Dangerfield...