Judi and a brunette were discussing their boyfriends…
Judi and a brunette were discussing their boyfriends.Brunette: Last night I had *three* orgasms...
God Does Have A Sense of Humor
A man was praying to God. He said, “God!?” God responded, “Yes?” And the...
Motivations
Two men are talking. The first sez, “I got married because I was tired...
Two Cannibals
Two cannibals, a father and son, were elected by the tribe to go out...
WARNING: These are RUDE.
Q. Which sexual position produces the ugliest children?A. Ask your mother.Q. How do you...
Revised Christmas days
|Effective immediately, the following economizing measures are being implemented in the “Twelve Days of...
Yo Momma is so fat
Yo Momma is so fat, she fell in the Grand Canyone and got stuck.
Daylight Savings Time Reform
Immodest Proposal #1: Daylight Savings Time Reform Richard S. Holmes, RICH@suhep.phy.syr.edu It happens every...
A customer walks into a pharmacy…
A customer walks into a pharmacy and asks assistant for an anal deodorant. The...
A blonde was plugging dollar after dollar into…
A blonde was plugging dollar after dollar into thecoke machine at a large Vegas...