A man goes to his bank manager and says…
A man goes to his bank manager and says “I’d like to start a...
If Timex made toasters…
If Timex made toasters…They would be cheap and small quartz-crystal wrist toastersthat take a...
Why do Jews wear yarmulkes?
Why do Jews wear yarmulkes?Because the little propellers cost extra!
Discovering too late that a…
Discovering too late that a watermelon spiked with vodka had accidentally been served to...
Mother-in-law burial
Two friends meet each other on the street.”Hello! Where are you coming from?” asked...
Tickle Me Elmo
A few weeks before Christmas a very modest lady applied for a job at...
One-liners for kids.
Q: What goes TICK-TICK, WOOF-WOOF?A: A watchdog!Q: Why do male deer need braces?A: Because...
Writtin in urine
Bill Clinton steps out onto the White House lawn in the dead of winter....
What do Viagra And Disney Land have in common?
What do Viagra And Disney Land have in common?They both cause you to stand...
Next US President
A redneck calles up the White House and tells the receptionist:”I’d like to become...