El delicatassen
Tower: “Eastern 702, cleared for takeoff, contact Departure on 124.7″ Eastern 702: “Tower, Eastern...
The grasshopper joke!
So this grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender looks up and says “Hey!...
Wailing Wall
A reporter goes to Israel to cover the fighting. She is looking for something...
WARNING: New Virus Alert!
*** VIRUS ALERT *** If you receive an email entitled “Fighting Canaries,” delete it...
A woman comes home…
A woman comes home from the doctor and tells her husband the bad news...
Pythagoras joke.
Ther was this Indian chief, and he had three wives. They slept in the...
Counting some sheep
|An accountant is having a hard time sleeping and so he decides to go...
How do you keep a blond(e) busy?
Part I: How do you keep a blond(e) busy? Give him/her a bag of...
The horny midget found that the best way…
The horny midget found that the best way to make time with women was...
Real news headlines 06
These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. Lansing Residents Can...