Correct Male Responses
What makes these questions so bad is that every one is guaranteed to explode...
yo mama so fat.. cereal
Yo mama is so fat, her cereal bowl comes with a lifeguard.
I am not forgetful
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List of Funny Insults!
If you can’t live without me, why aren’t you dead already?You’d make a lovely...
Amish Couple
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A bartender was getting ready to close for the night…
A bartender was getting ready to close for the night when arobber with a...
Things Dogs Must Try To Remember
I will not play tug-of-war with Dad’s underwear when he’s on the toilet.The garbage...
There are no dogs allowed here
A man goes into a bar with his dog. He goes up to the...
Buried in sand
What do you have when you bury six lawyers up to their necks in...
Insurance Claim Statements
1) Coming home, I drove into the wrong house and collided with a tree...