Bad Jokes
Bad Jokes The following riddles and jokes were made up by BADJOKE.EXE, an MS-DOSprogram....
Why does an elephant have four feet?
Why does an elephant have four feet?Because it would look silly with six inches.
St. Peter
A lawyer died and arrived at the pearly gates. To his dismay, there were...
McQuillan walked into a bar
|McQuillan walked into a bar and ordered martini after martini, each time removing the...
A naive young girl goes into the doctors office.
A naive young girl goes into the doctor’s office. She says, “Doc, I’m getting...
Baby bear wants to live somewhere else
|The three bears had been having some trouble recently and had ended up in...
The boss tells some jokes
|The boss returned from lunch in a good mood and called the whole staff...
The medics rush Mr. Steinberg to the hospital…
The medics rush Mr. Steinberg to the hospital in the middle of the night,...
Just Like Dad
The bride, upon her engagement, went to her mother and said, “I’ve found a...
A new type of fraud
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...