Twenty ways to confuse Santa Claus
|1. Instead of milk and cookies, leave him a salad, and a note explaining...
No More Fooling!
A bridegroom, the first night he was in bed with his bride, said, “When...
Tattoo Parlour
A lady was a huge Paul MCCartney fan and wanted a tattoo of him...
Locked Car
Two blondes observed in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their...
Shiny New Motorcycle
An engineering student is walking on campus one day, when another engineer student rides...
Liam had left Dublin
|Liam had left Dublin to go up to Belfast for a bit of skydiving,...
Didn’t make the cut…
A few children’s books that didn’t make the cut:1. You Are Different and That’s...
Blonde quickies 21-40
Q1: How can you tell if a blonde’s been using the computer?A: There’s white-out...
Diaper Change
Q: Why does a blonde only change her baby’s diapers every month?A: Because it...
You are in trouble
|An evil Atheist explorer in the deepest Amazon suddenly finds himself surrounded by a...