What a goof!
A blonde is speaking to her psychiatrist.”I’m on the road a lot, and my...
Have you heard about the latest Polish parachute?
Have you heard about the latest Polish parachute?It opens on impact.
Elephant Riddles Seven
Q: What do you know when you see three elephants walking down the street...
Foolish Marriage
“And you tell me several men proposed marriage to you,” said the husband. “Yes,...
Contacting a friend
|Two violinists make a pact that whoever dies first, he will contact the other...
There was this fisherman that always had a good day fishing…
There was this fisherman that always had a good day fishing. His friend, the...
What does a woman do to her asshole in the morning?
What does a woman do to her asshole in the morning? -Sends him to...
Hamburger Helper
Yo mama’s so stupid she thought hamburger helper came with another person.
M and M’s are too smart!
Why did the blonde get fired from her job working at an MandM factory?...
yo mama so fat.. cereal
Yo mama is so fat, her cereal bowl comes with a lifeguard.