Before it starts…
A man comes home from an exhausting day at work, plops down on the...
The system crash song
|SYSTEM CRASH (to the tune of “The Monster Mash”) I was working in the...
Two guys who wanted to pick up women.
Vito and VladimirThere were two guys who wanted to pick up women on a...
Mice in a lightbulb?
Q: How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb?A: Two…but I...
Avoid While Waiting For Date
Things Not To Do While Waiting For Your Date At Her Parents’ House10. Sniff...
How Come?
What’s with the people who put carpeting on the lid of their toilet seat?...
Doctor, Doctor!!!
Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I’m a dog.Doctor: Sit on the couch and we...
Getting The Story Straight
When a man in Macon, Georgia came upon a wild dog attacking a young...
A test for being drunk
|A police officer pulls over this guy who had been weaving in and out...
Tire Tread Marks
Q: Why did the blonde have tire tread marks on her back?A: From crawling...