A good student
It was the first day of school and a new student named Martinez, the...
Keep A Man From Wanting Sex
How do you keep a man from wanting sex?You marry him!
Lawyer and Sperm
What is the difference between a lawyer and a sperm?At least a sperm has...
Men Like Paper Cups
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A naive young girl goes into the doctors office.
A naive young girl goes into the doctor’s office. She says, “Doc, I’m getting...
The worm’s got a salmon by the throat
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Engineer in a bar
There was a mine in a small town that completely collapsed. One of the...
Did you here what Monica Lewinskys mother…
Did you here what Monica Lewinskys’ mother said when she brought home herdress?What,doesn’t the...
Sacramento Kings Fan or Lakers Fan?
A Kindergarten teacher tells her class she’s a BIG Lakers fan.She’s really excited about...