Ernie the Hamster
If you have raised kids (or been one), and gone through the pet syndrome...
The Ocotpus!
A man walks into a bar and he has a pet octopus. He sits...
Two Things To Worry About (Classic)
There are only two things to worry about:Either you are well or you are...
What is the worst part about getting a lung transplant?
What’s the worst part about getting a lung transplant?The first couple of times you...
Yo mama is so poor
Yo mama so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the street,...
Black widow spiders
Why do black widow spiders kill their males after mating? To stop the snoring...
A blonde named Vikki decides she wants to try…
A blonde named Vikki decides she wants to try horseback riding one day. So...
Got something
“Get this.” said the bloke to his mates, “Last night while I was down...
Four boastful men
Four men are golfing one day. The first man steps up to tee and...
Hiding Baldness
What happens when a man tries to hide his baldness by combing hishair across...