Life Science Final Exam
The not necessarily well-prepared student sat in his life scienceclassroom staring at a question...
Farm jokes 10
|Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?Because he was a dirty double...
Lightbulbs and PMS!
Q: How many women with PMS does it take to screw in a light...
Never talk to the parrot
|Mrs. Peterson phoned the repairman because her dishwasher quit working. He couldn’t accommodate her...
Crafty Mom
John invited his mother over for dinner one evening. During the meal, she couldn’t...
Violin jokes
|Q: How can you tell if a violin is out of tune?A: The bow...
My son swallowed the can opener
|Mrs. Smith: Help me, doctor! My son, John, swallowed the can opener!Doctor: Don’t panic....
How a man can tell if a woman has PMS
She stops reading Glamour and starts reading Guns and Ammo.She considers chocolate a major...
Can\’t Hear
Doctor: What seems to be the trouble? Patient: Doctor, I keep getting the feeling...
Genie bottle
A guy is walking along the beach and he stumbles on a Genie Bottle.He...