How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?Two.One to hold the...
Parachute
Q: Did you hear about the new automatic parachutes, invented by a blond? A:...
The Taxi
A passenger in a taxi tapped the driver on the shoulder to ask him...
Two English sheep in a field
Two English sheep in a field.One says to the other “I’m not feeling very...
The essential difference
One day the zoo-keeper noticed that “Cheech” the orang-utang was reading two books —...
Lawyer’s Dog
A lawyer’s dog, running about unleashed, b-lines for the local butcher shop and steals...
Fulfilling a promise
A woman recently lost her husband. She had him cremated and brought hisashes home....
I’d Love To But…
Next time you’re invited to a boring social event, try one of these excuses...
If Britney Spears and Fat Bastard mated…
If Britney Spears and Fat Bastard mated, the resulting child would be:Anna Nicole Smith.Sent...
Little Johnny Answers.
The teacher was conducting a class in nutrition and asked the class to name...