What do you call a dog…
What do you call a dog with no back legs and steel testicles?SPARKY!!!
Rule of Thumb
The phrase “rule of thumb” is derived from an old English law which stated...
There were two cats that enjoyed running together…
There were two cats that enjoyed running together. The first cat was english, called...
Leaf
A little boy opened the big and old family Bible with fascination, and looked...
The class reunion!
A guy goes to his high school class reunion. Having not seen anyone in...
How to dump a guy
Dear ________,I regret to inform you that you have been eliminated from further contention...
Thinnest Books
The Book Of Virtues By Bill Clinton The Amish Phone Directory Mike Tyson’s Guide...
Doctor’s Notes 2
At the beginning of my shift I placed a stethoscope on an elderly and...
What’s the definition of virginity?
Q: What’s the definition of virginity?A: A big issue over a little tissue.
Ethical Code for Patients
A Code Of Ethical Behavior For Patients1. Do not expect your doctor to share...