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The Blonde Driver
A State Trooper pulls a car over on a lonely back road and approaches...
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The teacher, brought a Venus statue in class and asks: “What do you like...
A woman is laying on a gurney out in the hall…
A woman is laying on a gurney out in the hall prior to going...
Watcha Gonna Be Son?
An old man is sitting at a table with his son and his new...
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