Obscene Phone Calls.
Dave was a bit of a nut who enjoyed making obscene phone calls.His biggest...
Sooner…
A mother was telling her little girl what her own childhood was like: “We...
Men are from earth…
Men are from earth.Women are from earth.Deal with it.
A bar name
A guy walks into a store and says to the managaer “why doesn’t your...
Alcohol vs Women
A guy says, “I remember the first time I used alcohol as a substitute...
Santa Takes Out the Male Deer
What do the female reindeer do when Santa takes the male reindeer out on...
Drunk walks into elevator…
Drunk walks into elevator, no elevator there, falls five stories down, lands on the...
Best For Dinner
Q: What does a blonde make best for dinner?A: Reservations.
What is black and brown and looks good on a lawyer?
What is black and brown and looks good on a lawyer? A Doberman.
Drive-In
Q: Did you hear about the 4 Pollocks who froze to death in adrive-in...