Some police quotes
|”The handcuffs are tight because they’re new. They’ll stretch out after you wear them...
How can one person make so many stupid mistakes in one day?
Teacher: How can one person make so many stupid mistakes in one day?Little Johnny:...
Ordered to pay fines
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
A college professor in an anatomy class asked his students…
A college professor in an anatomy class asked his students to sketch a naked...
It’s a ladybug
A customer was sitting in a bar having a few drinks when he noticed...
Applying For A Job
A blonde was filling out a job application form. She quickly filled out the...
Robber met animals
|Late one night, a burglar broke into a house he thought was empty. He...
Safe sex
A teenage boy and his grandfather go fishing one day. Whilefishing, the old man...
The Hollywood/English Dictionary
VERBS:to schmooze = befriend scumto pitch = grovel shamelesslyto brainstorm = feign preparednessto research...