The Rookie Cop…
The Rookie Cop…A rookie police officer was out for his first ride in a...
Cows Earthquake
Q. What do you get when a cow gets stuck in an earthquake? A....
Let me say grace!
A young man goes into a drug store to buy condoms.The pharmacist says the...
Your Momma
Your mom is so stupid she tried to wake up a sleeping bag.
A man was complaining to a friend…
A man was complaining to a friend.”I had it all. Money, a beautiful house,...
Don’t try this at home!
Two married buddies are out drinking one night when one turns to the other...
Biblical Bumper Stickers
Adam: “You are what you eat.” Eve: “At least he doesn’t compare me to...
How do faggots get a condom off?
How do faggots get a condom off? They fart.
The Name is Rose
It seems that this old couple are having trouble remembering things, so they sign...
Moving
I saw a garbage truck driving yesterday. You never told me you were moving.