Men Should Listen
A man is driving up a steep, narrow mountain road. A woman is driving...
Lawyer’s Dog
A lawyer’s dog, running about unleashed, b-lines for the local butcher shop and steals...
50 things to do in an elevator
50 Fun Things to Do in an Elevator 1. Make race car noises when...
The new metro cop pulled a speeder who was…
The new metro cop pulled a speeder who was zipping down Maple Avenue.”Can I...
Getting Excited at the Zoo
It’s a beautiful, warm spring morning and a man and his wife are spending...
Oprectomy
Oprectomy KENMORE HOSPITAL 61 COMMONWEALTH AVE. BOSTON, MA. 02115 DATE:____________NAME:ADDRESS:Please be advised that your...
Genie and Mother-in-law
A man finds a lamp and decides to rub the dust off. Then, you...
Get some of this
Two cowboys are out rounding up cattle when all of a sudden a heifertakes...
When Reaches Orgasm
Q: How do you tell when a blonde reaches orgasm?A1: She drops her nail-file!A2:...
Phrases for Work.
48 Phrases you wish you could say at work!1. Ahhh…I see the fuck-up fairy...