A young lady walks into a doctors office…
A young lady walks into a doctors office. “Doctor I’m suffering from a terrible...
Do you know why single women cannot fart?
Do you know why single women can’t fart? Because, they don’t get assholes untill...
Will I live any longer?
|Patient: Doctor, if I give up wine, women, and song, will I live longer?Doctor:...
The Blind Sky Diver
A blind man was describing his favorite sport – parachuting.When asked how this was...
Marriage quotes 03
|This delivery driver carries no money. His wife has it all.We in the industry...
Little Bastard
Guy walks into the bar, goes up to the bartender. Reaching into his pants...
US Attorney General John Ashcroft was visiting an elementary school…
US Attorney General John Ashcroft was visiting an elementary school.After fifteen minutes speaking he...
The Perfect Woman would say…
The Perfect Woman would say: 1. I’ll swallow it all . . . I...
What do you get when a blond stands on here head?
Q: What do you get when a blond stands on here head?A: A smelly...
Emacs acronyms
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