The bad-mouthed parrot!
An old man died and left his talking parrot to his nephew.Unfortunately, the old...
Why do bankers make great lovers?
Why do bankers make great lovers? They know the penalty for early withdrawal.
Two male flies are buzzing around…
Two male flies are buzzing around, cruising for goodlooking females. One spots a real...
Top ten ways to annoy your waiter
|10. Eight hour lunch, two dollar tip.9. Ask, “Excuse me, are you a really...
Manage your stress!
Picture yourself near a stream. Birds are softly chirping in the crisp, cool, mountain...
Others Before Me?
The morning after an all-night honeymoon extravaganza in bed, the newlywed wife snuggles up...
Important thoughts
*Question: What is one horsepower?*Answer: One horsepower is the amount of energy it takes...
Jesus’s Ethnicity
Proof That Jesus Was Jewish:1. He went into his father’s business.2. He lived at...
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Your mamma’s so fat when she wears a yellow rain coast outside I yell...
At a dentist’s
Dentist: “Would you help me out? I’d like you togive a few of your...