Glazed
A policeman pulls a man over for speeding and asks him to get out...
Why dont mexicans have checking accounts?
Why don’t mexicans have checking accounts?It’s too hard to spray paint your name on...
The Blonde at a Bar
A Blonde, a Brunette, and a Redhead walk into a bar. The bartender tells...
Bill Clinton, Bill Gates, and Al Gore crash
Bill Clinton, Bill Gates, and Al Gore were in an airplane that crashed. Now...
Brightness
I wish there was a knob on the TV to turn up the intelligence....
Why did the lizard go on a diet?
|Why did the lizard go on a diet?It weighed too much for its scales!
Polish Space Program
Q: What’s delaying the hillbilly space program?A: Development of a working match.
Generous woman
“I was in a very generous mood today,” a woman says to her friend.”I...
Army general at Christmas
What does an army general kiss under at christmas? Missile toe
Appropriate punishment
Through the kitchen window a farmer’s wife sees herson coming home from school. The...