Bathroom reading material
Seen in a bar near here: “We don’t stand in your toilet, so please...
Nowhere, Vermont
Nowhere, VermontSam had been in the hectic newspaper business for twenty-five years when he...
Give Me An Ear!
This man is waiting for his wife to deliver his first child. When the...
Peroxide Blonde and 747
Q: What does a peroxide blonde and a 747 have in common?A1: They both...
Anyone Here
Once upon a time there was a female brain cell that by mistake happened...
Exercing control
There were three guys in a bar. Two are talking about the amount of...
The Vegas Trip!
Three buddies decided to take their wives on vacation for a week in Las...
Here is your punishment
|”Haven’t I seen your face before?” a judge demanded, looking down at the defendant.”You...
Ways to Terrorize a Telemarketer
Tell them to talk VERY SLOWLY, because you want to write EVERY WORD down....
Did you hear that in New York State, the Stop And Shop grocery…
Did you hear that in New York State, the Stop And Shop grocery chain...