A spinning wheel!
|What do you call a 100 spiders on a tyre?A spinning wheel!
Valentine’s Day Gift
A young man wanted to purchase a gift for his new sweetie for Valentine’s...
Seen You Before?
A man leaned toward an attractive woman at a bar and told her, “Haven’t...
Responsible Husband
My ex-husband (or ex-wife) was very responsible. If anything went wrong, he was usually...
It’s the same thing!
There was a new girl in school, when asked her name, she replied “Happy-Butt”....
Mad Cow Disease
There were these two cows, chatting over the fence between their fields.The first cow...
Ten worst gifts to buy a woman
|1. Never give a woman any kind of household appliance or something that is...
Frog in a bank
A frog walks into his local bank and walks up to the counter.”I would...
A nun arrives at the local bar
|John was sitting outside his local pub one day, enjoying a quiet pint and...
New business mergers!
Grey Poupon and Dockers Pants:New company will be called – Poupon Pants.(my warped sense...